You guys please don’t envy me or my life. I am a broke, messy broad who’s full of drama.I may look nice on the outside, but I am a stone cold bisshh on the inside. Okay, I’m lying. I have had my share of being messy though, but I didn’t go looking for the mess—it came looking for me *sit down kids its story time.
Do you have great content? Are your looks bomb? Are you a business owner trying not able to afford professional advertisement? Are you struggling to get people to see your posts and get traffic to your blog or site? Well, let me help! Hi, I’m Caribbean Cowgirl *in my infomercial voice. If you are in need of dire help getting your blog (or site) off the ground this may very well serve as some great insight. As we are living in an age of ‘seeing is believing’, visuals are more important than ever. Many times, they are more important than content.
Have you ever been so busy that you do nothing about it? Yea, that's me on a daily basis.I can't count on both hands the last time I pre-planned a post.That's right, all of these posts are the product of procrastination.Based on the number of visitors to the blog, I think I will keep on with the b.s. as it seems to work.
"I'm every woman.
It's all in me.
Anything you want done baby,
I'll do it naturalllllyy!" -Whitney Houston
If you didn't know this song was originally sung by Chaka Khan. However you may have noticed, Whit (God rest her soul), shouts her out and during the "im every woman" run at the end. This is what sisterhood and support in the music industry looks like! Queens recognize queens and uplift them regardless of the arena. Should I proceed to discuss the Remy Ma and Nicki situation? Not really, no. That is what you call a battle of the words by two lyricists. What I should bring up is the fact that Nicki Minaj came on the scene drenched in Lil Kim in almost everyway *sips tea and looks into the Hip Hop Hooray distance.I won't bring that up either, but my point is that we as women should always keep each other lifted up and revere each other.
Let me tell you about last Saturday:
(keep in mind I had to be at the fashion show venue at 1:30)
7:30 am wake up
8:00 am make up
9:00 am still doing damn makeup
10:00 am prepping wigs and clothes for the fashion show
11:00 am straigtening the house, fixing daughter;s hair , getting her dressed double checking list
12:00 pm last minute selfies , final wig check, puts on look to shoot before the fashion show
12:30 pm leaves home (takes approx. 1hr to get to venue)
'Hey sister , go sister, soul sister, go sister...'
If you are thinking "oh yea I loved when Kim,Pink, Mya , and Christina sang this sang then you may want to log off this post.No shade to the girls, but the original was always it for me.
It's two days until Christmas.Guess how many gifts I have bought? Not one.I am not sorry one bit.
Have you ever put on an outfit and said 'this is so crazy, it just might work!'?! I do,daily.I don't dress for anyone other than me.If it feels right to me, I wear it.That's my magic formula--well that and drinking + golden girls+clothes= winning outfit.
This 'Bad' look inspired by the one and only Michael Jackson.S.I.P.
I love fashion! You know what I love even more? A good fashion scam...honestly, truly.If you don't get the reference(google Joanne the Scammer) I am not sure I can be your friend lol.Why pay full price when I don't have to? Continue reading to get the deets on my latest fashion scam.Note: this post only works if you read this in the voice of Joanne the Scammer
That's Just Me!
I love fashion, the outdoors, and things on sale.